Nestled in the tech-savvy landscapes of Silicon Valley, three unassuming eateries defy the Silicon norm with taste sensations that’ll tickle your taste buds. These San Jose hole-in-the-wall restaurants offer a culinary escape from the binary boredom, proving that even in the land of algorithms, flavorful surprises await those willing to explore. Get ready for innovation that goes beyond the bytes and bits to create bites worth remembering!
ACHILLES
In the heart of San Jose, ACHILLES promises a delightful escape into the realm of Mediterranean flavors, all served with a side of charm and humor. As patrons soak up the casual vibes, they find themselves torn between ordering and savoring every delectable bite. From the creamy sauces to the heart-shaped falafels, ACHILLES crafts an experience where every bite is an adventure.
Location: 2521 Newhall St, Santa Clara, CA 95050
Food Highlights
- Beef Gyro Wrap
- Hummus with Falafels
- Baklava (for the brave)
Atmosphere
- Casual al fresco dining
- Covered benches for weather whims
Whether lounging on the covered benches or grabbing takeout, this eatery beckons with an irresistible combination of fresh eats and friendly service. Don’t be surprised if the friendly staff treats you to an unexpected delight—it’s all part of the ACHILLES charm. Whether a first-timer or a seasoned regular, ACHILLES is the spot where flavor meets fun in San Jose.
Jubba Restaurant
Nestled in the heart of San Jose, Jubba Restaurant invites patrons on a flavor-packed journey through the vibrant world of Somali cuisine. With an unpretentious charm and dishes that hit the right spicy notes, Jubba is a hidden San Jose hole-in-the-wall restaurant awaiting discovery. Whether you’re a first-timer enticed by the aroma or a seasoned regular craving a foodie adventure, Jubba promises a culinary escapade that’s anything but ordinary.
Location: 5330 Terner Way, San Jose, CA 95136
Food Highlights
- Goat Cutlet Plate
- Chicken Wrap
- Sombusas (Spicy pockets of joy)
Atmosphere
From the succulent goat falling off the bone to the mouthwatering beef suqaar, Jubba serves up flavors that are sure to leave taste buds singing. The ambiance, though unassuming, is homey and comforting, making it an ideal spot for a quick bite or a leisurely meal. Whether you’re navigating the small menu or indulging in a feast, Jubba Restaurant promises a delightful escape into the heart of Somali culinary excellence.
The Funny Farm
Tucked away in San Jose, The Funny Farm promises not just a meal but a hilarious dining experience that leaves patrons in splits. Renowned for its standout customer service, Ellie and Zoo take the limelight, making every visit a memorable comedy show. After a spree of holiday boutique shopping, a venture into The Funny Farm unfolded a whimsical world of flavor and laughter.
Location: 4898-150 San Felipe Rd, San Jose, CA 95135
Food Highlights
- Nashville Chicken Sandwich
- French Toast
- Bloody Mary
- Matzo Ball Soup
- Wing-a-lings (with customizable flavors)
- Beef Short Rib Poutine
- Burgereeto
- UFO Burger
- BBQ Brisket Cheddar Melt
- Stinky Fries
- Mermaid Lemonade
Atmosphere
- Colorful and whimsical decor
- Hilarious signs throughout
- Bubble wrap amusement
- Wild and vibrant decorations, including a donkey (unicorn) and hanging ball lights
Known for more than just its quirky ambiance, The Funny Farm delivers on the culinary front with dishes like the UFO Burger, BBQ Brisket Cheddar Melt, and Stinky Fries, each living up to its humorous descriptions. From amusing restroom signs to friendly staff and delightful surprises like bubble wrap, The Funny Farm ensures that laughter is as much on the menu as the delectable treats. This offbeat gem, though placed in an unconventional spot, is a culinary haven where creativity meets flavors, leaving patrons craving a repeat performance.
3 San Jose Hole-in-the-Wall Restaurants reviewed.